Vintage Fashion Adventurer Gifts

Army Surplus store.

Demure lady with gloves

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

I want to hold your hand

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Rogue elephant

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

An opera singer

Josephine Baker

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.