Vintage Fashion Adventurer T-Shirts

Army Surplus store.

Demure lady with gloves

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

"Underweird bras."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

I want to hold your hand

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

An opera singer

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Josephine Baker

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Can you de-schlump him?"