Gallery Scene Spectator Gifts

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I AM at my usual position."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Projectile painting.'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Cats at private view

Children's Art Show.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Rodin's Browser

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Beer Order

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

I love Museum Shops

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Art Gallery.

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"