Spectating Gifts

My first rodeo

'What'd I miss?'

Ski jump mishap

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'Psssst! Ump! Wrong way!'

Cockfight of words

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

'Cricket's a nice game, but why so short?'

'I'm sure that last ball was lbw.'

'I feel sorry for Andy, he could only get a restricted view seat.'

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'Foul ball!!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"...and the undisputed winner is..."

'Now, let's just say the fan in Row C, Seat 4, is on your case. You just punch the coordinates into the computer...'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Justice for a heckler.

'He was six foot nine when he started!'

Beer Order

Winter Olympics

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"He should've passed."

"Puff! Pant! They don't have to do this in the Premier League!"

"Are you sure this sport is now drug free?"

"Quiet please... the players are about to begin grunting."

Football drummer

"Kill the third base umpire."

'That's not a towel - that's a rag! You have to throw in a towel!'

'He's gone into Olympic update overload!'

'Slide, Kaupotski, slide!'

Heckler of the month.