Spectating Gifts

My first rodeo

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

'What'd I miss?'

Ski jump mishap

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'Psssst! Ump! Wrong way!'

Cockfight of words

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

"Are you sure this sport is now drug free?"

'I'm sure that last ball was lbw.'

'He was six foot nine when he started!'

Beer Order

Winter Olympics

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"He should've passed."

"Puff! Pant! They don't have to do this in the Premier League!"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Quiet please... the players are about to begin grunting."

Football drummer

"Kill the third base umpire."

"Sure you've got him worried - he's thinking he may be done for GBH!"

'The only thing I can figure is that a game took place without a single fan criticizing the officials.'

'I feel sorry for Andy, he could only get a restricted view seat.'

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"...and the undisputed winner is..."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'Foul ball!!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Cricket's a nice game, but why so short?'

'What the... Eddie, check this out!'

'Now, let's just say the fan in Row C, Seat 4, is on your case. You just punch the coordinates into the computer...'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Justice for a heckler.