Public Scrutiny Spectator Gifts

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

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I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Beer Order

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Football drummer

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Hi love...one less for tea tonight