
"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."
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"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."
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Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.
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I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.
"I AM at my usual position."
'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'
"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."
'Hey, hey, hey!'
'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'
Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'
'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''
The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line
Beer Order
'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'
Bench clearing brawl, $5.
"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."
A convenient attack of swine flu...
'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'
Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!
"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."
Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.
Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.
'If only Darwin could have seen this!'
And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.
"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"
Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.
'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'
Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,
"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."
Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.
'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'
'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'
"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."
Football drummer
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