Relaxation Explorer Gifts

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Interpretive napping

'We provide this relaxing courtyard for employees to explore their freakouts.'

"If you can't sleep, try playing some relaxing human noises."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Pina Coladas

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Cat in a flap

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Unguided imagery

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Taking it easy

Mr. Punch in Venice

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"It feels good to unwind..."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I love this time of day."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

"Uptight End"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"