Relaxation Explorer Pillows

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Interpretive napping

'We provide this relaxing courtyard for employees to explore their freakouts.'

"If you can't sleep, try playing some relaxing human noises."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Pina Coladas

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Cat in a flap

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"It feels good to unwind..."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Taking it easy

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Unguided imagery

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I love this time of day."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

"We're here to experience pleasure."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Lounging by the pool

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"