Peaceful Pilgrim Gifts

A friar

The International and May Day Terrorism

"You've been served."

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you. You stood up for what you believed in...but you didn't resort to violence."

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

St. Lukes Silent Order

Revolution

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Labour Protests.

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

FRIENDS OF THE EARTH. 'Hiya, pal!'

Castaway Drummer

Pastor Joe never works blue: 'I avoid the sex and violence of the Old Testament.'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

Charter 88 / Charter Nooga Choo-Choo

War and Peace

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

"Putin out!" "Putin is a gangster" "Putin, Putin, bo-Butin banana-fana fo-Futin fee-fi-mo-Mutin Putin!"

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

A Nation of Peace

"Right Sarge, we've got them kettled. What do we do not they've started boiling?"

'Welcome to Lourdes'

"It's a franchise."

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

Logging protester

'This could be a lovely place if only there were less lousy tourists!'