Carefree Patient Pillows

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'It's baseball season!'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'You have failed on all counts...'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Running

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"That's the deep end."

Whatever!

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

Weathervanes.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Mexican Dog

'No luggage.'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"They grow up so slow."

"This is where I come to unwind."

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."