Carefree Living Pillows

I have the feeling that you live like there's no tomorrow, Mr. Fusco. I'm not quite that reckless, doctor. I live like there's no day after tomorrow.

Nudist Colony/Unbrushed Hair Colony

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Swinging

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Running

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Whatever!

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"That's the deep end."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Weathervanes.

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"They grow up so slow."

'No luggage.'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

Mexican Dog

"This is where I come to unwind."

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'