Carefree Kids Pillows

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

"That's the deep end."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Swinging

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'You have failed on all counts...'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Running

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Whatever!

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"They grow up so slow."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"This is where I come to unwind."

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."