Carefree Kids Mugs

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

"That's the deep end."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Swinging

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'You have failed on all counts...'

Running

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Whatever!

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"They grow up so slow."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"This is where I come to unwind."

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'