Carefree Kid Mugs

I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"This isn't the lived-in look. It's the wallowed-in look."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Swinging

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'You have failed on all counts...'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"That's the deep end."

Whatever!

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

Weathervanes.

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"This is where I come to unwind."