Carefree Lifestyle Pillows

"They grow up so slow."

Whatever!

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Swinging

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Running

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"That's the deep end."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"This is where I come to unwind."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Mexican Dog

'No luggage.'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

'I'm at the point in life where I don't care about the past, I live in the moment.'

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

"I feel icky...oh, so icky"