Care-free Lifestyle Admirer Pillows

I've Always Envied Cats

On holiday.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Whatever!

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"They grow up so slow."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'Hey man that's a gas!'

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

Scaffolding team watching TV.

I think the couch potatoes are going to make you their poster boy. Only if they send a photographer over --- I'm not moving.

Summer Road Work

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

"About time!"

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

Nudist Colony/Unbrushed Hair Colony

Cat's busy calendar

"They said I could be anything. . . so I became an under-achiever."

Hi, I'm a taxman...