Commute-free Lifestyle Enthusiast Pillows

'He's retired and loves to gloat.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

REPENT! Get back to nature

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

Whatever!

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

Bus for Giraffes.

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"Do you mind?"

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"They grow up so slow."

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Nutcracker going home

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"