Commute-free Lifestyle Enthusiast Mugs

'He's retired and loves to gloat.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

REPENT! Get back to nature

Jungle Taxi

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

Whatever!

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Bus for Giraffes.

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"Do you mind?"

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"They grow up so slow."

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'And this is our open-to-anything-plan office.'

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Stretch-Camel.