Carefree Fan Pillows

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Desert Island Meals.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Soldier armed with a pen.

'It's baseball season!'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Running

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"That's the deep end."

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"This is where I come to unwind."

Weathervanes.

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Birmingham, Hank. I said I wanted to go to Birmingham."

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'