Gifted Child Escapades T-Shirts

Mum! Where are my slippers? - 'I don't know, sweet heart.' - 'I can't find them...' - 'Where have you looked?' - 'Oh, I'm wearing them...' - 'My son, the child genius.' -

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

I Heart Juggling

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"He goes to a real party preschool."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

Retro Kid.

'Mom!!'

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

"Another round of iced teas, and would you please find a placemat that will actually challenge our gifted son."

Girl Spots Santa Claus on Nursery Tiles

'Which choo-choo train is appropriate?'

'This is cool Joey. Does it come with Apps?'

'Sounds like all the kids are already here for the labor day picnic... I think I'll wait in the car.'

Parents everywhere: There's no shelter in place.

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

'I didn't do it! I didn't do it!'

Kids say the damnedest things. . . which occasionally appear when they hear their names spoken.

Boy balancing a baby on his feet

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

"I have a fun Mother's Day planned out for you."

Kid with cotton wool in his ears

Small boy helping to push a wagon up a hill

"He's a real problem child."

Jimmy couldn't run but he could hide.