Childhood Escapades Gifts

Boy balancing a baby on his feet

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

Imagination

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Mistaken identity.

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

Sticking out tongue

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"Yay! School is done!!"