Gifted Children Gifts

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'It's more festive-looking!'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Making Christmas Decorations

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

"All of the art work is for sale."

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'

"Papi, I made up a riddle!"

'He solved his first equation today.'

'Hurray imagination!'

Lamaze. I'm sorry, no, we' don't offer any "Gifted Fetus" programs.

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

"She's already on adult coloring books."

Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero.

"Another round of iced teas, and would you please find a placemat that will actually challenge our gifted son."

Gifted Milk

"Look, I've invented a catoodle."

'Daniel's the brains of the family.'

"He's a real problem child."

Mum! Where are my slippers? - 'I don't know, sweet heart.' - 'I can't find them...' - 'Where have you looked?' - 'Oh, I'm wearing them...' - 'My son, the child genius.' -

'Mom? I don't feel good.'