Parenting Gifted Children Gifts

"Another round of iced teas, and would you please find a placemat that will actually challenge our gifted son."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Children's Nursery

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'Mom can I have another apple?'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"Have you ever heard about deferred prosecution agreements, Mommie?"

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

"He's watching too much educational TV."

He knows a few words, but he doesn't stay on message.

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

Meals on Heels.

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

"I told you not to have that boob job."

"She's a natural!"

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

Lamaze. I'm sorry, no, we' don't offer any "Gifted Fetus" programs.

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

Please queue here for contraction service.

'Are you happy, dad? I'm good on reading! I can read fish dealers' websites... your credit card number...'