Parenting Genius Gifts

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'What's play?'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Is there a vegan option?"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Playing Mozart to the baby.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"How is it gendered?"

JAMES BONDING

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'The stuka brought you.'

'Ugh Not Again!'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Parent Involvement Tip #1

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'