Parenting Genius Gifts

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'What's play?'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Is there a vegan option?"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Playing Mozart to the baby.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"How is it gendered?"

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

JAMES BONDING

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'The stuka brought you.'

'Ugh Not Again!'

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.