Parenting Gifted Child Gifts

Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Baby Walker

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Werewolves of London..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

Circus Act

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Wheeeeeeee!"

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.