Quirky Escapades Gifts

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Giant Monster in Bath

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Cake Escape

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

Cow Pilot.

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Gondolier Hat

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Bear with unicycle on his car.

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

'And as the sun sets over the hills.'

"Yeah, this guy caught me, took a photo, kissed me on the lips and released me! What a weirdo!"

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

Joe's Weird and Goofy Travel: 'I want to walk backward across China and Tibet.'

The B&B's are all full, but we have managed to find you a field!