Toddler Escapades Mugs

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Rock Climber

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Imagination

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

Baby in Bike Basket

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Mistaken identity.

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"Yay! School is done!!"

Houdini's infancy.

Sticking out tongue

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

"Look dear...his first googly!"

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

Things that scare Jimmy

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"No, son, there's no severance package."

'Why didn't you go before we left?'