Gift Shop Collector Pillows

Sister Cities

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Cheeze Wiz.

Ball as water-melon.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I love these old decorations!"

Kissing the Fish

Balloon dog poos.

I love Museum Shops

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

State of the Art Dog.

'No, don't tell me...split personality.'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Chameleon and TV

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

"Anatomy of a cat"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"Maybe that metal device we found with the paleolithic stone tools WAS a ray gun!"

Odorant

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.