Collecting Gifts Pillows

'Worlds best Sh***er'. Mug gift from flies.

"Regift the bicycle, but put this in my Panama pile."

"Today is the Feast of the Epiphany, also known as El Dia de los Reyes. On this day, we celebrate the arrival of the three wise men, and children everywhere receive special gifts."

Just a friendly gift.

'Free surprise gift for new accounts.'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

'Is the rug to be a surprise for your wife? I only ask because the pattern is called 'Valentine's Day Massacre'.'

A man on an island is given a palm tree.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

International Women's Day

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Faster, Georges, faster!

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.