Custom Gift Seeker Gifts

Eggs to order!

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Traffic calming ahead.

Survival kit

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

One of a kind.

The polar bear's vending machine.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"... Er, Houston... It would appear that there is life on Mars, after all!"

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Tinder

Evil Pusskins #9

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

'She tried diet after diet - the, at last, we hit on something that works . . .'

He sold appliances.

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

Question my integrity, $10.

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

"I remember when Christmas shopping made my feet hurt!"