Loves Funny Gifts Pillows

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Solitaire card shark.

Bagel problems.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Hissy-fits for sale.

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

'This milk smells funny.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Nail Bar

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."

'First time fly fishing?'

An old man with a ball and chain attached to his zimmer frame

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.