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"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Solitaire card shark.

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

Bagel problems.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Hissy-fits for sale.

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'This milk smells funny.'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Nail Bar

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."

When I said, Do you want to go out> I meant to pee, not on a date.

An old man with a ball and chain attached to his zimmer frame

'First time fly fishing?'

"You do realize she's not your real mother."

Helicopter as a clothes drier

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -