Funny Gifts Gifts

Wise Guy Cookies

The effect of beans.

'This milk smells funny.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Beach con-man.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Solitaire card shark.

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

"Sorry Rudolph, this year I'm going with Steve and his sweet disco ball nose."

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

'You've been looking a little scrawny lately.... Hey!— You're not missing another rib, are you?'

Garden Centre - "...she thinks she's getting a mink coat!"

Helicopter as a clothes drier

'We use dialup since it gives us more time to meditate.'

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

"I have this 'I love Susie' tattoo on my chest and I married Doreen yesterday!"

A different way of hunting pheasants.

Fakir being hurt by acupuncture.

Snakes By Post LTD

Father Christmases Hand Over the New World Crisis

'Do you know what?... I wish I'd learnt how to swim!'

Unsuccessful holiday ideas - Happy Slug Day.

'Next Grandparent's day I'll buy you a tie instead of stealing an RV.'

'You named a star after me as a birthday present? I did the same for you. It's called 'The cheapskate who buys lousy gifts'.'

Man equipped for a shopping expedition

'Pardon me, miss, would you jump up and down for $20!'