Humorous Holiday Gifts Gifts

Unsuccessful holiday ideas - Happy Slug Day.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Bagel problems.

Solitaire card shark.

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

'This milk smells funny.'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Nail Bar

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

Helicopter as a clothes drier

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

A.I. Newreader Malfunctions. . . or does it?

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

'We use dialup since it gives us more time to meditate.'

"I have this 'I love Susie' tattoo on my chest and I married Doreen yesterday!"

santa claus megaphone.

"Ralph is proud of his urinal collection."

Fakir being hurt by acupuncture.