Humorous Holiday Gifts Pillows

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At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Solitaire card shark.

Bagel problems.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

'This milk smells funny.'

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"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Nail Bar

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

Helicopter as a clothes drier

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

'We use dialup since it gives us more time to meditate.'

"I have this 'I love Susie' tattoo on my chest and I married Doreen yesterday!"

santa claus megaphone.

"Ralph is proud of his urinal collection."

Fakir being hurt by acupuncture.

Father Christmases Hand Over the New World Crisis