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'Do you know what?... I wish I'd learnt how to swim!'

"I have this 'I love Susie' tattoo on my chest and I married Doreen yesterday!"

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"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Bagel problems.

Solitaire card shark.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

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"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'This milk smells funny.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

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"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

'You've been smarting off a lot lately -- Have you been fooling around with that 'Tree of Knowledge'?'

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What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

'We use dialup since it gives us more time to meditate.'

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Fakir being hurt by acupuncture.

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"Ralph is proud of his urinal collection."

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The effect of beans.

An imprisoned reflection