Funny Gift Giving Gifts

A.I. Newreader Malfunctions. . . or does it?

Beach con-man.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Labrador Non-retriever

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

"... Er, Houston... It would appear that there is life on Mars, after all!"

Solitaire card shark.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Bagel problems.

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'This milk smells funny.'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

Evil Pusskins #9

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

'She tried diet after diet - the, at last, we hit on something that works . . .'

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

Garden Centre - "...she thinks she's getting a mink coat!"

Helicopter as a clothes drier

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

'We use dialup since it gives us more time to meditate.'

"I have this 'I love Susie' tattoo on my chest and I married Doreen yesterday!"

Personnel. I take it you're looking for an entry level position.

santa claus megaphone.

Fakir being hurt by acupuncture.