Funny Gifts Prints

Wise Guy Cookies

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

The effect of beans.

'This milk smells funny.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Speed Dating for Turtles

Beach con-man.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Solitaire card shark.

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

'You've been looking a little scrawny lately.... Hey!— You're not missing another rib, are you?'

Garden Centre - "...she thinks she's getting a mink coat!"

A.I. Newreader Malfunctions. . . or does it?

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

Helicopter as a clothes drier

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."

"Sorry Rudolph, this year I'm going with Steve and his sweet disco ball nose."

'We use dialup since it gives us more time to meditate.'

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

"I have this 'I love Susie' tattoo on my chest and I married Doreen yesterday!"

A different way of hunting pheasants.

Fakir being hurt by acupuncture.

Snakes By Post LTD

Father Christmases Hand Over the New World Crisis

'Your boyfriend sure is hot...maybe a little too hot.'

'Do you know what?... I wish I'd learnt how to swim!'