Humorous Gift Prints

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Fakir being hurt by acupuncture.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

Traffic calming ahead.

Solitaire card shark.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Bagel problems.

Tinder

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

'This milk smells funny.'

Chilli Quartet

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Nail Bar

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

Helicopter as a clothes drier

Garden Centre - "...she thinks she's getting a mink coat!"

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

CATS ONLY!

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

'We use dialup since it gives us more time to meditate.'

"I have this 'I love Susie' tattoo on my chest and I married Doreen yesterday!"

santa claus megaphone.

"Ralph is proud of his urinal collection."