Funny Gifts Lover T-Shirts

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

'Your boyfriend sure is hot...maybe a little too hot.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Solitaire card shark.

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Hissy-fits for sale.

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'This milk smells funny.'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Nail Bar

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

You're right! She's mad because we got her a small rodent for her birthday last year, too.

"You do realize she's not your real mother."

'First time fly fishing?'

When I said, Do you want to go out> I meant to pee, not on a date.

An old man with a ball and chain attached to his zimmer frame

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.