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Beach con-man.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Who's a cutey?

"I suffered a stroke."

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Hissy-fits for sale.

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'

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'You're not from around here, are you?'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

How do I know it's yours?

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Chilli Quartet

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

"We still don't have a diagnosis for your rash, so we're going to run some more money on it and see what happens."

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Nail Bar

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

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"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

An old man with a ball and chain attached to his zimmer frame