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As his lemming friends plummeted off the edge, Bobby discovered he had vertigo.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"Static cling."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'