Quirky Gag Gift Seeker Pillows

Dog reading 'LEGMANIA' magazine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Santa's Helpers

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Roadkill cookies"

"Pass that."

International House of Excrement

Regifts of the Magi

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Football heads...

"What seems to be the problem?"

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."