Quirky Gag Gift Seeker Pillows

Dog reading 'LEGMANIA' magazine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Bubble Gum Farms.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Ball as water-melon.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Roadkill cookies"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Santa's Helpers

"Pass that."

Regifts of the Magi

International House of Excrement

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Football heads...

"What seems to be the problem?"