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'Advent calendar? No just my pill organiser!'

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"You are a glutton! I told you to avoid high cholesterol blood!"

You guys can try all day, but I'm telling you, you'll never be able to land on your head.

Tequila Mocking Bird

Ninja Porn

"This job would be so much easier if you didn't play the flute."

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

Five black cats and a superstitious woman.

"... he's not a big fan of Boss's Day."

Scythed Shopping Trolley.

Everybody can remember their 'first' cow.

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Love or Confusion?

"No - You're supposed to put money in it!"

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

'Red bubble wrap - I like it!'

'You've heard of Tiger, Bear and Shark...... meet the snail!'

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

Will date for food.

X-ing.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Sheep In Curlers

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?