Quirky Gadgets Fan Pillows

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Open House of Horrors

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"We're out of flowers."

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

"He's at that awkward age."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'Mr. Pennrose isn't so bad...when he gives someone a pink slip, he always draws a smiley face on it.'