Ancient Innovations Fan Gifts

Wheel

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Jason and the Aga notes,

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

I'm With Stooped

The Invention of the Wheel

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

Primordial Schmooze

Pyramids exploding.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'