Ancient Civilization Fan Pillows

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

'Future generations will wonder how we built the blasted things.'

The real reason for the pyramids.

The Day They Invented Papyrus

'First package goes to the Parthenon. Second package goes to the Odeon. Third package as far as I'm concerned you can sacrifice to the Gods.'

Crawler lane for workers building the pyramids.

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Toltec, ha! You wouldn't know Toltec if it bit you!'

Egyptian Golfers.

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

"Hey, knock it off. We need those!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Jason and the Aga notes,

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Closed for Renovation

Pyramids exploding.

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Really Early Vikings

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

Easter Island Secret

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.