Ancient Civilizations Fan Pillows

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

'Granted it's not as spectacular as a pyramid but it saves an awful lot of money.'

Rising damp's not a problem.

Worship 10 A.M.

"Ezra, we're so screwed..."

'Arson before the invention of fire'

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

"'Leave Egypt'? And lose our security deposit?"

"Great news gentlemen! I have invented a tool to increase productivity..."

Please Help!

"It looks like they had too many Chiefs, and not enough Indians."

The Surprising Job of a Museum Cleaner

The little-known Mayan joke-a-day desk calendar.

It's a one up, 3,627 down

'I knew I shouldn't have come. That Maximus, throws the worst orgies!'

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

Pyramids exploding.

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

'I fully support your goals, but I can't condone your methods.'

Gladiator area - 'And if you win this one you get to go into the play-offs against a lion.'

"Is it millenium compliant?"

The tomb of Ontap the Imiber.

'Ping-Pong in the stone age.'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of cambodia."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Egyptian chiropractor.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'