Futuristic Fun Fan Gifts

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

"Why bother?"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Take me to your thought leader."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

AI

Robot Waiter

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

"Hey, this is a big gamble for us, too. We've never hired a genetically-modified vegetable before!"

My wife is the inspiration behind the light speed spaceship - the longer I'm married, the more I want to be the first human who lives on Mars.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"And then around 40,000 years ago, we lost the fleshy appendage. . ."

"They've found a design fault!"

The fifth generation computer thinking it over- 'Now that there gone I'll get to work on the sixth generation.'

Two robots are playing table football.

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

CREEPY AF AI

The rise of nano-technologies.

'I can't keep up with technology either.'

When on-line and off-line life become indistinquishable.