Car Novelty Fan T-Shirts

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Taking to the sky...

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Artists At The Auto Show

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Our limo's here.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'And this is our basic model.'

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Have you installed the heater?

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"