Novelty Vehicle Fan T-Shirts

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Artists At The Auto Show

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"Do you have anything smaller?"

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

"He adored that old car !"

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

Cylinder Head

Finishing Line

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

Cuba public and private transport

'It's just our way of saying, 'to hell with high gas prices!''

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"