Novelty Vehicle Fan T-Shirts

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Do you buy cars here?"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Artists At The Auto Show

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

"Do you have anything smaller?"

Rest area - 12 mile.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

"He adored that old car !"

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Finishing Line

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

No caption (A mime drives a car that hovers above the road).

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

'It's just our way of saying, 'to hell with high gas prices!''